Guaya Mall Shopping- A modern clean, busy, upscale, urban
experience.
FACTOIDS:
If you like cream or creamer for coffee, bring some in
packets that will get through TSA because cream and creamer are hard to come
by. Same with mustard for some
reason. Ketchup here is not the
same either- it is very sweet and not at all like we are accustomed to, so may
want to put that on the list as well.
Pharmacies are great.
Have diarrhea? No
problem. Walk in ask for Cipro
500mg. 1 week supply $9.00, no Rx
needed.
They even have a no Rx Lunesta ( Zetix 7.5 mg, Dalay(medication for $10.00 in case
you can’t sleep. Just ask for
medicina para dormir (my Spanish is so bad, I’m thinking I wasted both those
years in high school?), but anyway, you can get a lot just by asking and it is
cheap.
Thankfully I didn’t need any dental care. I did want to visit a hospital to see
how this “great” care really is, but that will be next trip.
Now a
serious word. A number of
internet sites like “Internationaliving.com, and to a lesser extent,
Liveandinvestoverseas.com” get a LOT of press these days as they pander to baby
boomers on the precipice of retiring, but perhaps without the financial means.
I strongly urge everyone who is thinking about relocating to
another country to look at these sites with about a million grains of
salt. Hear me now, hear me loud
and hear me clearly. Everyone has
a motive. I stated mine at the
beginning of the blog (I want to have a central repository of things I have
learned about Ecuador that I could refer to, and I wanted to educate anyone who
also wanted to learn. I wanted an
excuse to use my camera, and to write.
My final “agenda” is to have an adventure to share. Those are my only
agendas- period.
Now back to the “expat” sites. Look at them carefully. You will notice that they have one
agenda- to get your money. I don’t
begrudge anyone the right to make a fair wage for fair work, but when it comes
to moving to a third world country, you are in the Wild Wild West, and you may
see your money disappear before the ink dries on the page. Worse yet, you may inherit liabilities
that you never imagined.
Here are some stories that I heard, and I heard them
regularly, so I believe them to be true.
*Land ownership issue- Builders build on land they don’t
own. They hope to be able to buy
it with sales of the units they sell, but guess what?? Nope.
*Double Dippers, Rope-a-dopers- No MLS or real estate
regulation. The realtor may just
charge commission to everyone (double dip). Another classic move is to ask the seller what he wants- say
$50K. He meets buyer, sells for
$70K + double dip, keeps the extra 20K- ouch.
*Rental properties- a good thing to do for 6 months to a
year to see how things work and be sure you want to live in an area. Be careful here too, as I have heard
that many managers will refuse to service the units with problems, especially
on weekends. See gringotree.com
and see recommendations section.
*If you go to a country, find a variety of expat sites. If they have “Ambassadors” etc, (internations.com) , beware of these as they are
usually somehow profiting from your move into the area. I advise trolling the bbs’s or trying
to meet people who have nothing to sell.
Strike up friendships.
Personally, I made a pen pal from Canada. I went to Ecuador first and reported back to him. When he goes, he will report back to
me. Best Intel ever
*My best advice is this. Once you cross the border, you are on the road to adventure
or highway to Hell. The road is
one in the same. The only thing
that makes it different is the attitude of the traveler. Go to another country BECAUSE you want
to experience something new to you and different to you. Go to a 5 star resort in the USA if
strange looking sights, sounds, and smells are going to offend you.
If you have read this far, I will risk assuming that you are a fellow adventurer. On the road in South America, you will
stand out as a white face. Not to
worry however, you will be welcomed.
The problem however is that not many people speak English, so learn as
much as you can. If you know no
Spanish, that is the best reason to come- now. What an adventure.
Here is the deal.
There are a few Ecuadorians who speak English and are glad to practice
with you. Gringos are around here
and there and they are also usually, actually unusually friendly and
helpful. When all else fails, you
will get by.
When you get to a new town, find out where all the gringos
hang out, and go there to get the “skinny” on things. They will set you straight, tell you who to avoid, whom to
go to, etc.
Remember, life is and adventure. That highway doesn’t go straight, and sometimes, you just
see a side road that beckons and you have to explore it. Don’t resist it.
Street Scenes on the way to the mall:
Limon vendor in the busy
street-$1.00/bag
Street vendors selling balloons
Mall of the Sun entrance under renovation.
Ladies in a kiosk making fresh squeezed fruit juice- very sour.
Store with ladies cosmetics. They advertise that they accept credit cards. Also notice the modern, fashionable
dress.
Not interested in cosmetics? How about a new home in a gated community?
Pick your house style and payment plan.
Despite being a Catholic third world country that is
supposed to be very “conservative”, there is a strong sexual undercurrent that
is barely beneath the surface. In any event, Ecuadorians have
exploited the fact that sex sells.
This young lady is hawking prizes in exchange for signing up for something.
Also notice in the background is Cinemark Multiplex Movie
Theater with current release movies-English with Spanish subtitles.
Food court like many in the U.S.A.
Burgers, Pizza, you name it, you can get it, and it is cheap.
With Dunkin’ Donuts, you know you will be safe- cops all over
the place- right?
Currency is the U.S. dollar. The brass coins are dollars, which they use in addition to
our paper currency and our coins.
A dime is pictured bottom left.
This kiosk is a great idea, and one in which I had to partake
in. The Magnum Ice cream bar comes
without any chocolate. Tell
the clerk how you want it personalized, and bingo, it’s all yours, and it is
yummy.
Tomorrow, we will check out a hostal.